Donald Trump — A Fable
One day God put Donald Trump in the Garden of Eden. The Garden of Eden was a beautiful place, a more beautiful place than anything on earth. It had all the pleasures and delights imaginable.
God said to Donald Trump: “Donald you can have everything in the Garden except I require that you not eat of the forbidden fruit from the Tree of Life.”
God left Donald and Donald went to town. He took delight in all the pleasures of the Garden.
He came upon the Tree of Life. He couldn’t resist and started eating the apples from the tree. When he could no longer reach the remaining apples he took an axe and chopped down the tree and finished off all the apples.
Just as he was finishing God came back and said, “Donald, what have you done? I’ve given you everything and only asked that you not partake of the fruit from the Tree of Life. Yet you have chopped down the tree and eaten all the forbidden fruit.
Trump replied: “God I did not cut down that tree and I didn’t eat of the forbidden fruit.”
God said: “Donald all evidence points that you did. You have an axe in your hand, apple sauce all over your mouth and body, and you put on twenty pounds since I last saw you.”
Trump replied: “God I didn’t lie.”
God said: “I don’t believe you.”
Trump proclaimed his innocence.
Trump said: “How do you know George Washington didn’t come into the Garden and chop down the tree? George has a history of doing things like that.”
Trump was persistent in professing his innocence. God in his merciful way decided to forgive Donald.
God said to Donald: “I forgive you.”
Trump replied: “You are the greatest and most incredible God. You are bigly and a winner God.”
God told Donald: “Go and sin no more.”
Trump replied: “Thanks God — One more thing.”
God said: “What’s that?
Trump said: “Can you give me 11,780 more votes in Georgia?”
The Earth quaked, volcanoes erupted and all hell seemed to break lose.
God said: “That’s it — Go to Hell Donald.”
Donald Trump descended into Hell and before the fiery Gates the Devil appeared.
The Devil asked Donald Trump: “Why are you here?”
Trump replied: “Somebody up there doesn’t like me!”
Trump quickly added: “By the way, I won the 2020 presidential election!!!”
The Devil laughed and welcomed Donald Trump with open arms.
The End.
